Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*
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22 Sep 14 at 5 pm

this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

(via leilaloha)

 66465
22 Sep 14 at 5 pm

oessa:

Cancun Underwater Museum, Mexico. 21°11’59.4”N 86°42’45.4”W

(via jesuspoo)

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."

 22574
22 Sep 14 at 5 pm

falconpunchyourmom:

jagermeister-princess:

I loved Sandra Bullock’s performance in Gravity!

lmfao you can see the exact moment he realized he fucked up,

(via kamakadias8)

falconpunchyourmom:

jagermeister-princess:

I loved Sandra Bullock’s performance in Gravity!

lmfao you can see the exact moment he realized he fucked up,
enjoui:

by Komkrit Thusanapanont 
 628437
22 Sep 14 at 1 pm

brokenunderstars:

No one ever said babies weren’t cute. 

Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)

(via nicksterphillips)

 1558
22 Sep 14 at 3 am

man-and-camera:

Milky Way over Pinnacle Peak ➾ Luke Gram

(via shawnanaz)

man-and-camera:

Milky Way over Pinnacle Peak ➾ Luke Gram
 294127
22 Sep 14 at 3 am

The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via lani-delrey)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via gshottx)

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."